# SU25
'2026-03-08 Sunda': Daylight savings begins.
'2026-03-06 W29_Frida': US lost 92k jobs in February.
'2026-03-05 W29_Thursda': Kristi Noem to be fired from DHS.
'2026-03-04 W29_Wednesda': MacBook Neo.
'2026-03-03 W29_Tuesda': Lunar eclipse.
'2026-03-02 W29_Monda': Iran says they'll ignite ships through Strait of Hormuz.
'2026-03-01 Sunda': Three US soldiers dead, Trump says likely will be more. UAE AWS data center was hit, causing outage. Waymo blocks ambulance at Austin shooting. McDonald's CEO “eats” “product.”
'2026-02-28 Saturda': Iran leader Khamenei killed. Iran drone strikes Dubai Int’l Airport. Claude tops App Store above ChatGPT. 100+ Iranian schoolgirls dead after strike.
'2026-02-27 W28_Frida': US and Israel strike Iran. Hegseth designates Anthropic supply chain risk; OpenAI agreement with Department of War.
'2026-02-26 W28_Thursday': Anthropic refuses to remove safeguards at Department of War’s request.
'2026-02-24 W28_Tuesda': Trump State of the Union; Al Green holds sign, “Black people aren't apes.”
'2026-02-22 Sunda': Mexican cartel leader El Mencho killed, leading to surge in violence.
'2026-02-20 W27_Frida': Supreme Court rules Trump can't do blanket tariffs.
'2026-02-19 W27_Thursda': Alysa Liu wins gold. Iowa hazing bodycam footage.
'2026-02-17 W27_Tuesday': 春節。Colbert says CBS pulled Texas Democrat interview for FCC equal-time concerns.
'2026-02-16 Monda': President's Day. China spring festival gala performance with robots.
'2026-02-11 W26_Wednesda': Attorney General Bondi hearing about Epstein files, deflects by saying “the Dow is over $50k.”
'2026-02-08 Sunda': 'Super Bowl: Bad Bunny halftime show, Seahawks win against New England Patriots. Japan PM Takaichi’s party wins supermajority.'
'2026-02-05 W25_Friday': JD Vance booed at Winter Olympics.
'2026-02-02 W25_Monda': SpaceX acquires xAI. Stanford student essay reveals students claim Jainism to avoid dining plan.
'2026-01-30 W24_Frida': Judge rules no death penalty for Luigi Mangione.
'2026-01-28 W24_Wednesda': 'Tesla earnings call: models S, X ending production.'
'2026-01-27 W24_Tuesda': Doomsday Clock now 85 seconds to midnight.
'2026-01-26 W24_Monda': Gregory Bovino, who led Minnesota ICE raids, demoted.
'2026-01-24 Saturda': ICE shoots another person dead in Minneapolis. Alex Honnold climbs Taipei 101 without rope.
'2026-01-23 Frida': California rejoins WHO.
'2026-01-22 Thursda': US finally officially leaves WHO.
'2026-01-21 Wednesda': Congress finds Clintons in contempt. ICE detains 5-year-old when he gets home in Minnesota.
'2026-01-20 W23_Tuesda': Solar radiation storm. Canadian PM Carney speech at Davos about “rupture” of “world order.”
'2026-01-18 Sunday': Spain train crash.
'2026-01-17 Saturda': Trump announces tariffs on European countries over Greenland.
'2026-01-16 W22_Frida': Canada significantly reduces tariffs on Chinese EVs. X was down. ChatGPT to add ads.
'2026-01-13 W22_Tuesda': Hytale early access.
'2026-01-12 W22_Monda': Apple–Google Gemini deal.
'2026-01-11 Sunda': Feds criminally investigate Jerome Powell.
'2026-01-08 W21_Thursda': Federal agent shoots two people in Portland.
'2026-01-07 W21_Wednesda': ICE agent shoots dead a US citizen.
'2026-01-05 W21_Monday': Tim Walz won’t run for governor again. A Minneapolis Hilton cancels ICE reservations.
'2026-01-03 Saturday': Trump captures Maduro, vows to run the country (for its oil).
'2026-01-02 W20_Frida': Caracas explosions, probably the US’s doing.
'2026-01-01 Thursday': Mamdani sworn in as mayor.
'2025-12-31 Wednesday': New Year’s Eve (NYE).
'2025-12-26 W19_Friday': Israel recognizes Somaliland.
'2025-12-25 Thursday': Christmas.
'2025-12-24 Wednesda': Christmas Eve.
'2025-12-22 W19_Monda': “60 Minutes” pulls segment about Trump El Salvador deportations.
'2025-12-20 Saturda': SF power outage; Waymos break.
'2025-12-19 W18_Frida': More Epstein files released.
'2025-12-18 W18_Thursda': Brown and MIT shooter (suspected to be same person) found dead by suicide. Kennedy Center board votes to rename to Trump–Kennedy.
'2025-12-16 W18_Tuesday': New Mozilla CEO, wants to make Firefox an AI browser. MIT prof killed at home.
'2025-12-15 W18_Monda': Roomba maker files for bankruptcy. Trump says Rob Reiner, murdered yesterday, had Trump derangement syndrome.
'2025-12-14 Sunda': 'First day of Hanukkah: Bondi Beach, Australia shooting at Jewish festival, gunman taken down by Ahmed Al-Ahmed.'
'2025-12-13 Saturda': 'Brown University shooting, suspect not in custody. Lately: Tule fog, RAM prices.'
'2025-12-12 W17_Frida': Democrats release photos of Epstein with other famous people.
'2025-12-11 W17_Thursda': Noem is joined on Zoom by a combat veteran deported to Korea.
'2025-12-10 W17_Wednesday': Australian social media ban takes effect.
'2025-12-09 W17_Tuesday': Secretary of State Marco Rubio goes back to Times New Roman after Calibri made State Department’s official font for accessibility in 2023. First Democratic mayor in Miami in 30 years.
'2025-12-08 W17_Monda': Japan magnitude 7.6 earthquake. US citizenship ceremonies being cancelled.
'2025-12-05 W16_Friday': UTC HeyTea opens. Trump awarded FIFA Peace Prize. EU fines X 120M euro. Netflix to acquire Warner Bros.
'2025-12-04 W16_Thursda': False 5.9 Nevada earthquake reported.
'2025-12-03 W16_Wednesda': Spotify Wrapped. UCSD Taco Bell opens. Critical RCE found in React server functions.
'2025-12-02 W16_Tuesda': Anthropic acquires Bun.
'2025-12-01 W16_Monda': Costco sues Trump admin to get tariff refunds.
'2025-11-30 Sunda': University of Oklahoma puts trans instructor on leave after they fail student for rambling about Bible and gender.
'2025-11-28 Frida': Shooting at Westfield Valley Fair.
'2025-11-27 Thursday': Thanksgiving.
'2025-11-26 W15_Wednesda': Hong Kong fire. 2 National Guard members shot in DC.
'2025-11-25 W15_Tuesda': China launches uncrewed emergency Shenzhou-22 return capsule after -20 got damaged so the previous crew used -21.
'2022-11-23 Sunda': DOGE disbanded.
'2025-11-20 W14_Thursda': Stock markets down after strong Nvidia earnings report. Pixel 10 supports AirDrop.
'2025-11-18 W14_Tuesda': There was apparently a Cloudflare outage today.
'2025-11-14 W14_Frida': Epstein emails make it sound like Trump fucked Bill Clinton.
'2025-11-12 W13_Wednesda': Treasury stops minting pennies. Epstein emails released, mention Trump. Valve announces 3 products, including Steam Machine (PC cube) and Frame (VR headset).
'2025-11-11 W13_Tuesda': Veterans Day. UCSD report about admissions crisis. Apple announces iPhone Pocket. Coca-Cola AI commercial (different from last year's) inconsistent truck axle configurations.
'2025-11-10 W13_Monda': Supreme Court opts not to reconsider gay marriage. Single fistfight at UCB TPUSA event.
'2025-11-09 Sunda': 8 Democrats allow for tentative deal in Senate to reopen government.
'2025-11-07 W12_Friday': Indiana homeowner shoots cleaner who went to wrong house.
'2025-11-06 W12_Thursday': Nancy Pelosi announces retirement. Guy faints in Oval Office. Tesla shareholders approve trillion dollar pay package for Elon.
'2025-11-04 W12_Tuesday': 'Election day: Mamdani wins, Dick Cheney dies, prop 50 passes, many Democrat flips. Louisville airport plane crash. BBQ in Chinese space station.'
'2025-11-02 Sunda': Daylight savings ends.
'2025-10-31 W11_Friday': Halloween. Trump Gatsby party.
'2025-10-26 Sunday': Trump administration says no federal food aid starting Nov 1 due to shutdown.
'2025-10-25 Saturday': Trump increases Canada tariffs after Ontario ad of Reagan saying tariffs bad.
'2025-10-21 W10_Tuesda': First female PM of Japan Sanae Takaichi.
'2025-10-20 W10_Monday': AWS us-east-1 outage.White House East Wing facade demolished. JPM skyscraper opens.
'2025-10-19 Sunda': Louvre jewellery theft; visitors evacuated.
'2025-10-18 Saturda': No Kings protests. At the same time, marines celebration fires live rounds over I-5, so Newsom had it closed. More radioactive shrimp recalls.
'2025-10-17 W9_Frida': TwitchCon in San Diego starts; Emiru assaulted.
'2025-10-16 W9_Thursda': NYC mayoral debate.
'2025-10-15 W9_Wednesda': Journalists walk out of the Pentagon refusing their new rules.
'2025-10-14 W9_Tuesda': ChatGPT will allow erotica for verified adults. Trump does not like his Time magazine photo. News organizations reject Pentagon reporting rules. Israel halves permitted aid into Gaza. Trump awards Charlie Kirk presidential medal of freedom.
'2025-10-13 W9_Monda': Hamas releases all living Israeli hostages.
'2025-10-11 Saturday': Greek Parthenon scaffolding removed.
'2025-10-10 Friday': Nobel Peace prize winner dedicates award to Trump. Israel–Hamas ceasefire. Taiwan national parade. Newsom passes bill allowing higher density housing near transit.
'2025-10-07 W8_Tuesda': Nobel prizes.
'2025-10-03 W7_Frida': Taylor Swift releases new album.
'2025-10-02 W7_Thursda': Manchester synagogue attack. Newsom threatens to cut funding for Californian colleges that sign Trump’s pact. Chevron refinery explosion near LA.
'2025-10-01 W7_Wednesda': Jane Goodall dies. Flotilla with Greta Thunberg intercepted by Israel again. Pope Leo says supporting death penalty and inhumane migrant treatment aren’t pro-life. UW students chase nazi out of class.
'2025-09-30 W7_Tuesday': Trump flies all senior military officers around the world to yap to them; Hegseth tells them, no “fat generals.” Government shuts down.
'2025-09-28 Sunda': Michigan church shooting. Eric Adams drops out of NYC mayoral race.
'2025-09-27 Saturda': Trump announces he’ll send troops to Portland.
'2025-09-26 W6_Frida': 'UN General Assembly: many countries leave in protest when Netanyahu speaks.'
'2025-09-24 W6_Wednesda': Statue of Trump and Epstein holding hands removed from National Mall. First successful Huntington’s disease treatment.
'2025-09-23 W6_Tuesda': Jimmy Kimmel returns.
'2025-09-22 W6_Monda': Disney to resume Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday. France recognizes State of Palestine. Trump and RFK Jr claim tylenol is linked to autism.
'2025-09-21 Sunda': Trump yaps at Charlie Kirk memorial service.
'2025-09-19 W5_Frida': Trump to add $100k annual fee to H-1B visas.
'2025-09-18 W5_Thursday': Meta AI live demo fails.
'2025-09-17 W5_Wednesda': ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel show indefinitely after he commented on Charlie Kirk and the FCC chairman threatened action; Sinclair demands Kimmel apologize. Trump again declares he'll designate Antifa a terrorist group
'2025-09-16 W5_Tuesda': UN commission finds Israel is in fact committing genocide. Oracle and Silver Lake to take 80% ownership of TikTok. San Francisco votes to recall Supervisor Engardio for closing the Great Highway.
'2025-09-15 W5_Monda': iOS 26 (liquid glass update) released. Black student Trey Reed found hanging from a tree at Mississippi university.
'2025-09-12 W4_Frida': Kirk shooter turned in by father; he's white.
'2025-09-11 W4_Thursda': Trump looked eepy at 9/11 memorial. Bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years in prison for plotting coup.
'2025-09-10 W4_Wednesda': Banksy work on historically protected building of judge hitting protestor cleared. Charlie Kirk shot fatally, overshadowing Colorado school shooting. NATO shoots down Russian drones in Polish airspace; Poland invokes Article 4.
'2025-09-09 W4_Tuesda': Apple event announces iPhone 17. Japanese racehorse Haru Urara, known for never winning and inspiration of an anime character, died. Nepal protests after social media ban.
'2025-09-08 W4_Monda': Supreme Court rules that ICE can detain people based on apparent race, accent, and job. Image of Trump’s birthday letter to Epstein released.
'2025-09-06 Saturday': Trump renames DoD to the Department of War.
'2025-09-05 W3_Frida': NYT releases article about classified failed 2019 SEAL mission in North Korea.
'2025-09-04 W3_Thursda': Silksong release; Steam crashes. Atlassian acquires the Browser Company. Lisbon funicular crash. RFK congressional hearing. Immigration raid arrests hundreds of South Korean nationals at Hyundai facility. Nepal bans a bunch of social media for failing to register with the government after “nepo kid” trend alleges corruption.
'2025-09-03 W3_Wednesda': China military parade.
'2025-09-02 W3_Tuesda': Trump address. Judge rules LA National Guard deployment illegal. Trump has military kill Venezuelan drug boat of 11 in the Caribbean.
'2025-09-01 W3_Monda': Earthquake kills hundreds in Afghanistan. Xi, Putin, Modi meet in China.
'2025-08-29 W2_Frida': Appeals court rules Trump tariffs illegal. Twitter notices Trump hasn’t been seen since Tuesday.
'2025-08-27 W2_Wednesda': Minneapolis school shooting.
'2025-08-26 W2_Tuesda': Taylor Swift announces she's engaged with some Travis.
'2025-08-25 W2_Monda': Trump signs executive order to prosecute flag burning. Around this time, people notice Trump’s bruised hand.
'2025-08-24 Sunda': Burning Man begins during bad weather.
'2025-08-23 Saturda': US government takes 10% stake in Intel.
'2025-08-21 W1_Thursda': Federal judge orders Alligator Alcatraz to shut down after environmental lawsuit from Miccosukee tribe.
'2025-08-20 W1_Wednesday': Judge Frank Caprio dies. Texas House approves new congressional map. Bed Bath & Beyond says it won’t open stores in California—it had declared bankruptcy two years ago.
'2025-08-19 W1_Tuesday': MSNBC splits from NBC, rebrands as MS NOW.
'2025-08-18 W1_Monday': Recall due to radioactive shrimp from Indonesia.
'2025-08-15 W8_Friday': Trump–Putin summit in Alaska ends with no deal.
'2025-08-14 W8_Thursda': California to hold special election Nov 4 to redistrict California.
'2025-08-13 W8_Wednesda': Guy charged with felony for throwing Subway sandwich at a fed.
'2025-08-12 W8_Tuesday': Grok suspended on X.
'2025-08-11 W8_Monda': Trump federalizes DC police and deploys National Guard to crack down on crime.
'2025-08-08 W7_Frida': Trump admin demands $1 billion from UCLA to unfreeze their federal funding.
'2025-08-07 W7_Thursday': GPT-5.
'2025-08-06 W7_Wednesda': US Constitution website “accidentally” deletes parts of Article 1. Fort Stewart shooting.
'2025-08-04 W7_Monda': Texas Democrats deny quorum despite risk of arrest to prevent gerrymandering. Trump praises Sydney Sweeney, and American Eagle stocks go up.
'2025-08-02 Saturda': Senate confirms Fox News personality as US Attorney for DC.
'2025-08-01 W6_Friday': Trump fires labor statistics chief after weak job figures. Newsom suggests gerrymandering California in response to Texas gerrymandering attempts. Golden Labubu lady posts blackface Labubu and gets cancelled. Corporation for Public Broadcasting shutting down.
'2025-07-31 W6_Thursday': Smithsonian removed Trump from impeachment exhibit. White House to build a ballroom. New Sixth College logo :/
'2025-07-30 W6_Wednesday': Australia un-exempts YouTube from 16-yo social media ban. Kamala drops out of California gubernatorial race.
'2025-07-29 W6_Tuesda': Pacific tsunami warnings due to big earthquake near Russia.
'2025-07-28 W6_Monda': News outlets report on famine in Gaza. Blackstone CEO killed in shooting.
'2025-07-26 Saturda': Taiwan recall elections; votes say no recall.
'2025-07-25 W6_Frida': UK Online Safety Act takes effect, requiring photo verification for social media. Taiwan to vote whether to recall their legislators on Saturday. Tea app data breach.
'2025-07-24 W6_Thursda': Hulk Hogan dies.
'2025-07-23 W6_Wednesday': South Park new season episode shows Trump in bed with Satan, mocks Paramount after receiving $1.5B deal from them.
'2025-07-22 W6_Tuesda': Ozzy Osbourne dies not long after farewell show.
'2025-07-20 Sunday': Delta flight nearly avoids colliding into a military B-52 plane. Trump posts AI video of Obama being arrested.
'2025-07-18 W5_Friday': House approves public media funding cuts.
'2025-07-17 W4_Thursda': Coldplay concert camera exposes Astronomer CEO in affair. Trump diagnosed with vein condition. WSJ accuses Trump of having received birthday letter from Epstein. CBS ending Stephen Colbert next year.
'2025-07-16 W4_Wednesda': Tomorrowland stage burns down two days before EDM festival. Trump rescinds $4B in funding from CAHSR.
'2025-07-15 W4_Tuesda': NYC subways flooding. Supreme Court rules to allow Trump to dismantle Department of Education. Republicans unanimously vote to block release of Epstein files.
'2025-07-14 W4_Monda': Elmo Twitter account hacked.
'2025-07-12 Saturday': Lawmakers visit Alligator Alcatraz.
'2025-07-11 W3_Friday': Cannabis farm ICE raid in California, one worker dead.
'2025-07-09 W3_Wednesda': X releases Grok 4. X CEO steps down.
'2025-07-08 W3_Tuesda': Grok praises Hitler on X and calls itself MechaHitler, among other comments; political correctness avoidance was then removed from its prompt.
'2025-07-07 W3_Monda': Mexico helps with Texas flooding rescue efforts.
'2025-07-06 Sunda': TikTok working on new TikTok app, internally “M2,” for US stores for users to move to in March 2026, according to The Information.
'2025-07-05 Saturda': Elon Musk announces new political party, America Party. Anime Expo (AX) is ongoing. River Seine opens to public for swimming after a century.
'2025-07-04 Friday': Trump signs the Big Beautiful Bill. Sam Altman says he's “politically homeless” bashing Democrats on Twitter after Mamdani’s election. Texas flash flood.
'2025-07-03 W2_Thursday': House passes the Big Beautiful Bill.
'2025-07-02 W2_Wednesday': Diddy ruled not guilty of sex trafficking.
'2025-07-01 W2_Tuesda': One Big Beautiful Bill passes 51–50 in Senate. Fireworks facility catches fire and explodes in Esparto, CA.
'2025-06-30 W2_Monday': Luckin Coffee opens first two US stores in NYC. Meta poaches people from OpenAI etc for its superintelligence team.
'2025-06-29 Sunda': Firefighters responding to Coeur d’Alene, Idaho brush fire shot.
'2025-06-28 Saturda': Big pride parade in Budapest, Hungary despite PM Orban’s ban.
'2025-06-26 W1_Thursda': CCTV footage of man who poured gasoline and set fire to subway in Korea released.
'2025-06-24 W1_Tuesda': Zohran Mamdani leads NYC mayoral primary; Cuomo concedes.
'2025-06-21 Saturda': US strikes three Iranian nuclear sites.
'2025-06-20 Frida': Mahmoud Khalil released from ICE detention.
'2025-06-19 Thursda': TikTok ban deadline extended.
'2025-06-18 Wednesda': SpaceX Starship explodes.
'2025-06-17 Tuesda': ICE arrests NYC mayoral candidate Brad Lander outside of court while he escorts migrant. Trump Organization announces T1 phone.
'2025-06-16 Monda': Spike in Domino’s activity near the Pentagon. Trump leaves G7 summit early.
# SP25
'2025-06-15 W11D7': Minnesota shooting suspect, Vance Boelter, arrested. Anti-tourism protests in Europe, using water pistols.
'2025-06-14 W11D6': 'No Kings protests: two Minnesota lawmakers shot, a representative dead, a senator injured.'
'2025-06-13 W11D5': US Marines detain citizen in LA. Iran retaliates with strikes on Israel.
'2025-06-12 W11D4': Israel strikes Iran. Federal judge orders Trump to return control of California National Guard to Newsom. Discord, Cloudflare, Spotify affected by Google Cloud outage. US senator forcibly removed from Kristi Noem’s news conference.
'2025-06-11 W11D3': Plane crashes in Ahmedabad, India with 242 aboard.
'2025-06-10 W11D2': TikToker Khaby Lame leaves US after detained by ICE. LA downtown curfew. Austria school shooting.
'2025-06-09 W11D1': Apple announces iOS 26, with a “liquid glass” design. Trump endorses arrest of Newsom and mobilizes 700 Marines for LA protests, CNN reporter arrested.
'2025-06-08 W10D7': 'LA protests continue: LAPD shoots rubber bullet at Australian reporter, Waymos summoned and set on fire. Israel intercepts and arrests ship with Greta Thunberg set for Gaza.'
'2025-06-07 W10D6': Trump deploys 2000 soldiers of the California national guard on the LA immigration protests.
'2025-06-06 W10D5': Trump prepares to cut federal funding to California.
'2025-06-05 W10D4': Trump and Musk have a falling out on social media.
'2025-06-03 W10D2': South Korea elects new liberal president.
'2025-05-30 W9D5': 'Trump–Musk press conference: Musk shows up with a black eye and says his son did it. Elon Musk apparently takes so much ketamine it affects his bladder.'
'2025-05-29 W9D4': Appeals court temporarily reinstates tariffs.
'2025-05-28 W9D3': Federal court says Trump can’t set tariffs.
'2025-05-26 W9D1': Man plows car into Liverpool parade, injuring 50. Video of Macron’s wife pushing him.
'2025-05-23 W8D5': Trump threatens 25% tariffs on iPhones unless they're made in the US.
'2025-05-22 W8D4': Trump Administration blocks Harvard from enrolling international students. San Diego plane crash, 6 dead, 10 homes damaged. Treasury to stop putting new pennies into circulation next year. Trump invites largest $TRUMP buyers to dinner. House passes the One Big, Beautiful Bill Act with tax cuts, but it could add trillions to debt.
'2025-05-20 W8D2': Columbia University acting president booed during graduation speech; chants of “free Mahmoud.” Trump announces Golden Dome missile shield. Google I/O announces a bunch of AI features like putting clothes on photos of people for shopping.
'2025-05-18 W7D7': Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer.
'2025-05-17 W7D6': Mexican Navy training ship crashes into Brooklyn Bridge, killing 2. Bombing by Californian fertility clinic.
'2025-05-16 W7D5': Former FBI director James Comey investigated for posting “8647” (remove Trump) on Instagram. New Jersey Transit strike.
'2025-05-09 W6D5': Mayor arrested at protest outside ICE. Pakistan strikes India back. Recently, students have been trying to set Chromebooks on fire.
'2025-05-08 W6D4': Pope Leo (Robert Prevost) elected as first American pope.
'2025-05-07 W8D3': Black smoke from conclave. Real ID now required.
'2025-05-06 W6D2': India fires missiles at Pakistan.
'2025-05-05 W6D1': Small boat capsizes by Torrey Pines State Beach.
'2025-05-04 W5D7': Trump orders that Alcatraz prison reopen. May the Fourth. Israel approves plan to capture Gaza.
'2025-05-03 W5D6': Australia elections.
'2025-04-29 W5D2': Trump’s 100th day ABC interview. He insists MS-13 tattoo isn't photoshopped. Wooli leaves SGF lineup.
'2025-04-28 W5D1❗': Spain and Portugal power outage. Duolingo pivots to AI over contact workers. Canadian elections; Liberals win minority government.
'2025-04-26 W4D6❗': Three US citizens, ages 2, 4, 7, deported with their mothers; 4-year-old has cancer and was sent without medication.
'2025-04-25 W4D5❗': George Santos sentenced to 87 months in prison for fraud and identity theft. ICE restores SEVIS records, reversing student visa terminations. FBI arrests judge for leaving with immigrant through side door to evade federal agents.
'2025-04-24 W4D4': New Discord CEO from Activision Blizzard.
'2025-04-23 W4D3': RFK Jr launching disease registry to track autism.
'2025-04-22 W4D2': RFK Jr plans to ban petroleum-based food dyes.
'2025-04-21 W4D1': Huawei announces Al chips to rival Nvidia.
'2025-04-20 W3D7': Easter (and 420 Day). Pope Francis dies. Hegseth has another Signal group for Yemen attack plans with his wife and brother in it. New ice bucket challenge from @uscmind.
'2025-04-19 W3D6': JD Vance meets Vatican’s second-top official, instead of the Pope, to discuss their opinion on the administration’s handling of migrants. Scientists got humans to see a new color, olo, by triggering only the green cone cell and not the other two.
'2025-04-18 W3D5': White House tweet. White House website claims Covid was a lab leak. Six men charged for dragging woman out of town hall in February. The Supreme Court orders a pause on deporting Venezuelans under Alien Enemies Act.
'2025-04-17 W3D4': Planet K2-18b, 124 light years away, has signs of a molecule only known to be produced by life. Senator Van Hollen meets Kilmar Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. Florida State University shooting.
'2025-04-15 W3D2': Maryland senator to fly to El Salvador to try to visit mistakenly deported man (Kilmar Ábrego García). White House says China has up to 245% tariffs, though that's the total tariff only on two goods. Elon Musk messages women on X for surrogate children.
'2025-04-14 W3D1': Trump administration freezes $2.2 billion in grants to Harvard rejects their demands. 5.2 earthquake near San Diego; elephants at zoo protect their young. 4chan hacked, taken down. Blue Origin flies all-female crew, including Katy Perry, to space for under 11 min.
'2025-04-12 W2D6': Bernie Sanders’ largest rally in LA, surprise appearance at first day of Coachella.
'2025-04-11 W2D5': Boca Raton plane crash, NYC river helicopter crash. Trump undergoes annual physical exam.
'2025-04-10 W2D4': Supreme Court unanimously orders the government to “facilitate” the return of migrant (Kilmar Ábrego García) wrongly deported to El Salvador prison. Stocks go down because people realize the tariffs on China are still a thing.
'2025-04-09 W2D3': Trump pauses tariffs for 90 days, except China which is raised to 125%; stock markets go back up. Extinct species, the dire wolf, allegedly resurrected.
'2025-04-08 W2D2': Cumulative 104% tariffs on China take effect.
'2025-04-07 W2D1': Tweets claim the White House is considering a 90 day on tariffs; stocks briefly go up.
'2025-04-06 W1D7': Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders delayed in US due to tariffs.
'2025-04-03 W1D4': Markets tumble after tariff announcement. ChatGPT Plus now free for students.
'2025-04-02 W1D3': 'Trump announces 10% baseline tariffs on all countries, with 34% on China, 46% on Vietnam, and 20% for the EU. Stock futures plunge (he announced them after markets closed). Nintendo Direct: Silksong and Deltarune chapters launch date announced.'
'2025-04-01 W1D2': April Fools. Liberal wins Wisconsin Supreme Court race, despite Elon spending millions on her opponent. Wisconsin votes to add voter ID requirement to state constitution. Cory Booker sets new record speaking for 25 hours in Senate against Trump.
# WI25
'2025-03-31 Monday': iShowSpeed visits China on stream.
'2025-03-28 Friday': Vance visits Greenland. Big earthquake hits Thailand and Myanmar. Around this time, Ashton Hall became a meme.
'2025-03-26 Wednesday': The Atlantic leaks full conversation in the Signal group chat. Trump announces 25% tariffs on imported cars. Turkish Tufts student Rumeysa Ozturk detained by plainclothes officials.
'2025-03-25 Tuesday': Live action Snow White flops.
'2025-03-24 Monday': Pete Hegseth sent war plans to an Atlantic journalist. Palestinian film director Hamdan Ballal beaten up by Israeli settlers then detained by the Israeli military.
'2025-03-18 WFD2': Israel ends Gaza ceasefire. Astronauts stranded by Boeing vehicle return to Earth. Minnesota Republican senator Justin Eichorn arrested on suspicion of soliciting a minor for prostitution. Teslas set on fire in Las Vegas.
'2025-03-17 WFD1': On Saturday, Trump deported Venezuelans to El Salvador without trial, invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, despite a court order stopping it.
'2025-03-14 W10D5': Pi Day. Senate passes Republican funding bill with the support of 10 Democrats, including Senate Democrat leader Chuck Schumer, avoiding a government shutdown.
'2025-03-13 W10D4': Blood moon. Denver plane catches on fire.
'2025-03-11 W10D2': Former Philippine president Duterte arrested after ICC warrant. Steel and aluminum tariffs.
'2025-03-10 W10D1': Twitter was down. Tesla stocks plunge. Columbia encampment organizer Mahmoud Khalil detained by ICE Saturday night; a judge blocks it today. Mark Carney elected as Liberal Party leader to replace Justin Trudeau.
'2025-03-08 W9D6': International Women’s Day.
'2025-03-04 W9D2': Joint address to Congress. Rep. Melanie Stansbury held up “This is not normal” before it was torn off, and Al Green removed for interrupting Trump.
'2025-03-03 W9D1': Trump pauses Ukraine military aid. Canada, Mexico tariffs to resume Tuesday.
'2025-03-02 W8D7': Oscars. Israel blocks aid to Gaza.
'2025-02-28 W8D5': Trump and JD Vance argue with Zelenskyy, then Zelenskyy thanks each world leader individually on Twitter. Economic blackout boycott.
'2025-02-27 W8D4': Shrek 5 announced for December 2026.
'2025-02-26 W8D3': Elon Musk at Trump’s first cabinet meeting. Trump Gaza.
'2025-02-23 W7D7': Pope Francis still in critical condition. German elections.
'2025-02-22 W7D6': Pope Francis in critical condition after repository crisis. # respiratory?
'2025-02-21 W7D5': Apple removes Advanced Data Protection feature in UK.
'2025-02-20 W7D4': Grimes asks Elon to help with their child's financial crisis publicly on Twitter.
'2025-02-19 W7D3': Trump says Ukraine started the war and calls Zelensky a dictator for not holding elections during wartime.
'2025-02-15 W6D6': Trump ominously tweets Napolean quote, “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.”
'2025-02-14 W6D5': Valentine’s Day.
'2025-02-11 W6D2': Musk appears with Trump at Oval Office. Duo died.
'2025-02-09 W5D7': 'Super Bowl: Eagles beat Kansas, Kendrick Lamar half time show, performer detained after unfurling Palestinian and Sudanese flags, Trump first president to attend it.'
'2025-02-08 W5D6': Neo-Nazis chased out of Cincinnati overpass.
'2025-02-06 W5D4': Chances of 2032 asteroid hitting Earth have increased.
'2025-02-05 W5D3': Mitch McConnel falls twice and ends up in a wheelchair. Trump bans transgender athletes from women's sports.
'2025-02-04 W5D2': Next to Netanyahu, Trump says the US should seize control of Gaza and kick Palestinians out.
'2025-02-03 W5D1': Protest outside USAID. Musk tries to censor his DOGE employees’ identities; the engineers are connected to his companies. Mexico and Canada get their tariffs postponed for a month.
'2025-02-02 W4D7': United Airlines plane engine catches fire at Houston airport. Grammys. Kendrick Lumar wins a Grammy. Anti Trump deportation protest shuts down LA freeway.
'2025-02-01 W4D6': Trump enacts tariffs, 25% for Canada and Mexico and 10% for Canadian oil and China. Canadians boo at US anthem at hockey game. Trudeau counters with 25% tariffs on some US products. Germany protesting AfD. Basketball team Lakers trades player AD for Luka.
'2025-01-31 W4D5': Small plane crash in Philadelphia. DOGE gains access to sensitive Treasury data.
'2025-01-29 W4D3': Lunar New Year. American Airlines plane crashes into helicopter in DC, probably everyone dead.
'2025-01-28 W4D2': Judge blocks Trump’s federal funding freeze.
'2025-01-27 W4D1': DeepSeek top app on app stores. Trump orders pause in federal loans and grants.
'2025-01-26 W3D7': After Colombia rejected 2 US deportation flights, Trump announces a 50% tariff on Colombia (25% for a week), and Colombia’s president retaliates with a 50% tariff. This was later cancelled and Colombia accepted the flights.
'2025-01-24 W3D5': Target joins other major companies ending their DEI initiatives.
'2025-01-23 W3D4': Federal judge blocks Trump's birthright citizenship executive order. Senate approves Hegseth 51-49 (all Democrats + 2 Republicans voted no.) Chinese DeepSeek becomes serious competitor to OpenAI and other companies.
'2025-01-22 W3D3': Shooter at Antioch High School in Nashville was a Black Nazi. Trump announces the Stargate Project, which gives OpenAI and hardware companies $500 billion for AI infrastructure.
'2025-01-21 W3D2': Friars Fire contained in Fashion Valley. Bishop tells Trump at sermon to have mercy for LGBT people and immigrants.
'2025-01-20 W3D1': MLK day, no school. Inauguration day. Biden pardons a bunch of people, including Fauci. Elon does a Nazi salute.
'2025-01-19 W2D7': AOC is not going to inauguration. TikTok unbanned, praising Trump.
'2025-01-18 W2D6': TikTok banned. Trump releases cryptocurrency, owns most of the supply.
'2025-01-16 W2D4': Nintendo Switch 2. Biden administration to leave TikTok ban enforcement to Trump. TikTok CEO will attend Trump's inauguration. Trump’s official portrait.
'2025-01-15 W2D3': Israel–Hamas ceasefire deal, some hostages released. FDA bans red 3.
'2025-01-14 W2D2': South Korean president arrested for attempting coup. Pete Hegseth, alleged sexual abuser and nominee for Trump’s secretary of defense, does not know what countries are in ASEAN.
'2025-01-13 W2D1': Chinese officials considering letting Musk buy TikTok; TikTok calls it “pure fiction.” More sexual assault allegations against Neil Gaiman reported. 小紅書 “RedNote” hits top download app of app stores.
'2025-01-10 W1D5': Trump sentenced to unconditional discharge in hush money case, i.e. no punishment. LA fires continue.
'2025-01-07 W1D2': Facebook and Instagram removing fact checkers. Santa Ana winds begin. Pacific Palisades fire.
'2025-01-06 W1D1': Justin Trudeau resigns as PM.
'2025-01-05 W0D7': Elon says he's Adrian Diman. Justin Trudeau says he'll resign soon.
# FA24
'2025-01-04 Saturday': Washington Post cartoonist leaves after his Jeff Bezos cartoon was rejected. Aubrey Plaza’s husband dies.
'2025-01-01 Wednesda': New Orleans terrorist attack, truck drives into crowd, kills 10. Cybertruck on fire outside Las Vegas Trump Tower.
'2024-12-31 Tuesday': Puerto Rico power outage. Elon Musk changes his Twitter name to Kekius Maximus.
'2024-12-30 Monday': Jimmy Carter died at 100 as the oldest president living.
'2024-12-29 Sunday': South Korean plane crash, most dead.
'2024-12-28 Saturday': Magnus Carlsen disqualified by FIDE for wearing jeans.
'2024-12-27 Friday': Squid Game season 2 releases, considered worse than the first season.
'2024-12-26 Thursday': Azerbaijan Airlines plane crash.
'2024-12-24 Tuesday': Representative Matt Gaetz found to have paid for drugs and sex with a 17-year-old.
'2024-12-22 Sunday': Man sets woman on fire on NYC subway.
'2024-12-21 Saturday': Car in Germany drives into Christmas market. OpenAI announces o3, which performs well in their benchmarks.
'2024-12-20 Friday': The House rejects Trump’s plan to suspend the debt ceiling for two years because a few Republicans voted against it.
'2024-12-19 Thursday': Musk and Trump have Republicans reject spending bill, leading to possible government shutdown.
'2024-12-18 Wednesda': Democrats elect a 74-year-old with throat cancer over AOC for oversight chair. Luigi charged with terrorism.
'2024-12-17 Tuesday': School shooting in Wisconsin, two killed, shooter was a 15-year-old girl. Russian general blown up in Moscow.
'2024-12-13 W11D5': South Korean Parliament votes to impeach their president. Drone sightings lately, largely in New Jersey. Briana Boston arrested for uttering “Delay, Deny, Depose” to BCBS.
'2024-12-10 W11D2': Luigi Mangione’s manifesto. He played Among Us.
'2024-12-09 W11D1': Luigi Mangione arrested at McDonald’s in Altoona, PA for killing UHC CEO.
'2024-12-08 W10D7': Assad regime falls in Syria.
'2024-12-07 W10D6': UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition in Washington Square Park. Notre-Dame reopens. Rebels take over Syrian capital Damascus from the ruling Assad family.
'2024-12-05 W10D': Tsunami warning in NorCal. Blue Cross nvms on anaesthesia cap. Hawk Tuah memecoin launches but someone owns most of it so it’s a scam. French government collapses after no confidence vote for their PM.
'2024-12-04 W10D3': Spotify Wrapped. UnitedHealthcare CEO shot and died. Blue Cross won’t fund anaesthesia for the full surgery. Bitcoin hits $100k.
'2024-12-03 W10D2': South Korean president declares martial law. Few hours later Parliament votes to lift it.
'2024-12-01 W9D7': Biden pardons Hunter Biden.
'2024-11-30 W9D6': Trump names Kash Patel his FBI director.
'2024-11-29 W9D5': Black Friday.
'2024-11-28 W9D4': Thanksgiving.
'2024-11-22 W8D5': Kendrick Lamar album.
'2024-11-21 W8D4': Ambulances and secret service seen at Mar-a-Lago, but they were just Vance’s motorcade.
'2024-11-18 W8D1': Trump says he'll declare a national emergency to use the military on mass deportations.
'2024-11-17 W7D7': Second mass killing in China in the past week.
'2024-11-16 W7D6': Trump, Elon, and RJK sit on a plane eating McDonald’s.
'2024-11-15 W7D5': Jake Paul beats Mike Tyson in boxing because the latter guy is old.
'2024-11-14 W7D4': The Onion buys InfoWars.
'2024-11-13 W7D3': Trump nominates Matt Gaetz, under investigation for sex trafficking, as his attorney general. Zuckerberg drops new song cover with rapper T-Pain.
'2024-11-12 W7D2': Trump announces new agency, Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), led by Musk and Vivek.
'2024-11-11 W7D': Veterans Day.
'2024-11-10 W6D': Kamala vibing with her nieces.
'2024-11-09 W6D6': Arcane season 2 released. Nick Fuentes, who posted “Your body, my choice,” doxxed.
'2024-11-06 W6D3': Trump declared victor. A non-student fell off the stairs in Geisel and died.
'2024-11-05 W6D2': Election Day. Trump very likely to win.
'2024-11-03 W5D': The government had euthanized an influencer’s squirrel to test it for rabies, and the Republicans blame the Democrats.
'2024-11-02 W5D6': Poll shows that Trump will lose Iowa to Harris.
'2024-10-31 W5D4': Trump talks about assassinating Liz Cheney.
'2024-10-29 W5D2': Vatican announces anime mascot Luce.
'2024-10-28 W5D1': Ballot boxes burned in Oregon and Washington. Walmart employees show that you can't lock yourself in their oven, so the employee that was killed was probably murdered.
'2024-10-27 W4D7': Trump rally at Madison Square Garden, speakers boldly racist, including comment that Puerto Rico is a “floating island of garbage”; Trump says there's “enemies from within.” Timothée Chalamet shows up to his lookalike contest in New York.
'2024-10-26 W4D6': Washington Post (owned by Jeff Bezos) decides not to endorse a candidate this time.
'2024-10-25 W4D5': Israel missile strikes Iran.
'2024-10-24 W3D4': UCF professor was let go after photos of him presumably dating his TA were surfaced.
'2024-10-22 W3D2': Bernie Sanders on Twitch with Pokimane, a V-tuber, and others.
'2024-10-21 W3D1': UCLA students set up sukkah in solidarity with Gaza, and it was dismantled.
'2024-10-20 W3D': Trump at McDonald's.
'2024-10-16 W3D3': One Direction's Liam Payne falls out of hotel and dies at 31.
'2024-10-13 W2D7': Game Freak hacked, big Pokemon leak. Simu Liu calls out Bobba (Quebecois boba company) on off brand shark tank for cultural appropriation.
'2024-10-10 W2D4': Northern lights visible over new England and UK. Tesla event We Robot, showcasing autonomous vehicles and Optimus.
'2024-10-09 W2D3': Internet Archive hacked. Hurricane Milton hits Florida.
'2020-10-08 W2D2': AI researchers win Nobel prize of physics.
'2024-10-07 W2D1': Anniversary of October 7 Hamas attack.
'2024-10-06 W1D7': Elon Musk jumps rizzlessly at a Trump rally.
'2024-10-04 W1D5': Oklahoma schools’ new Bible requirements only allow Trump’s Bible.
'2024-10-03 W1D4': Tina Peters sentenced to 9 years in prison for tampering with voting machines to prove the 2020 election was rigged.
'2024-10-01 W1D2': Jimmy Carter turns 100.
'2024-09-30 W1D1': Onion show starts again after a decade.
'2024-09-28 W0D6': Hezbollah leader killed by Israeli airstrike in Beirut.
'2024-09-27 W0D5': Professor McGonagall actor Maggie Smith dies.
'2024-09-26 W0D4': Hurricane Helene in the Southern US. NYC mayor Eric Adams indicted; he gets free Turkish Airlines flights and is accused of ties to Turkish people.
'2024-09-24 W0D2': Missouri executes Marcellus Williams.
# SU24
'2024-09-22 Sunday': Newsom signs bill banning all plastic bags at grocery stores.
'2024-09-21 Saturday': Electric Caltrain service officially starts today.
'2024-09-19 Thursday': UN votes for Israel to stop occupying Palestine within 12 months. Mark Robinson, Republican candidate for governor, referred to himself as a black Nazi on a porn website.
'2024-09-17 Tuesday': Thousands of pagers, many owned by Hezbollah, blow up in Lebanon. Zhong qiu jie.
'2024-09-16 Monday': Elon tweets then deletes, “And no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala 🤔.” MrBeast, Logan Paul, and KSI announce Lunchly, which are Lunchables with MrBeast chocolate and Prime electrolyte drink. Diddy arrested.
'2024-09-15 Sunday': JD Vance says he’d create stories (like Haitians and pets) for media attention. Trump truths he hates Taylor Swift. NYPD shot multiple people after someone evaded the subway fare. Second Trump assassination attempt, shots fired on his golf course.
'2024-09-14 Saturday': Black man found hanging off a rope; people suspect a lynching. Trump’s perpetuation of Haitians eating pets continues to ravage Ohio.
'2024-09-10 W12 Tuesday': Trump–Harris debate. Trump perpetuates the conspiracy that Haitian migrants in Springfield, OH are eating dogs and cats. Immediately after, Taylor Swift endorses Kamala Harris. Elon offers her a child.
'2024-09-09 W12 Monday': Darth Vader voice James Earl Jones died.
'2024-09-08 Sunday': Tyreek Hill, American football player, was detained by police before a game. He was released.
'2024-09-06 W11 Friday': Joppatowne High School, Maryland shooting. One dead.
'2024-09-04 W11 Wednesday': Shooting at Apalachee High School, Georgia. Shooter was 14 years old. Minecraft Movie teaser trailer.
'2024-09-02 W11 Monday': Labor Day, in Canada too.
'2024-08-30 W10 Friday': Brazil bans X for not having a legal representative in the country.
'2024-08-25 Sunday': Israel missile strikes Hezbollah, Lebanon.
'2024-08-20 W09 Tuesday': 'Black Myth: Wukong releases. Obama speaks at DNC.'
'2024-08-19 W09 Monday': DNC day one, AOC speaks, Kamala “surprise” appearance.
'2024-08-13 W08 Tuesday': Ilhan Omar wins, despite AIPAC. Imane Khelif suing J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
'2024-08-08 W07 Thursday': Trump to debate Kamala on Sept 10.
'2024-08-06 W07 Tuesday': 'Harris selects Tim Walz as running mate: “I can’t wait to debate [JD Vance]—that is, if he’s willing to get off the couch.” Google ends Chromecast line.'
'2024-08-04 Sunday': UK anti-immigration riots attack hotel of migrants.
'2024-08-01 W06 Thursday': 'Controversy over a female Olympics boxer being a man. Israel kills Hamas #2, Deif. US–Russia prisoner exchange.' # maybe the phrasing could be seen as problematic, but I did say she's female. though jk rowling deleted the tweet so idk what the context is
'2024-07-31 W06 Wednesday': South Korean shooter at Olympics, serious, dressed casually, with weird lenses, goes viral. Israel killed Hamas leader in Iran.
'2024-07-29 W06 Monday': Biden announces Supreme Court reforms. White Dudes for Harris was suspended on X after raising $4 million.
'2024-07-27 Saturday': Hezbollah from Lebanon strikes Israeli soccer field.
'2024-07-26 W05 Friday': Paris Olympics begins. Attack on the French train network.
'2024-07-25 W05 Thursday': Elon’s daughter Vivian refutes her dad’s claims.
'2024-07-24 W05 Wednesday': Netanyahu visits Congress, not without protest.
'2024-07-23 W05 Tuesday': Police footage of cop killing Sonya Massey released.
'2024-07-22 W05 Monday': Kris from Mr Beast was accused of grooming.
'2024-07-21 Sunday': Biden drops out of the race, nominates Kamala.
'2024-07-19 W04 Friday': A Crowdstrike update blue screens a bunch of Windows computers around the world, causing flights to get cancelled.
'2024-07-17 W04 Wednesday': Biden got Covid.
'2024-07-15 W04 Monday': Trump picks JD Vance as his VP.
'2024-07-13 Saturday': Shooting at Trump rally.
'2024-07-08 W03 Monday': Russia bombs Ukraine hospital. Boeing pleads guilty for 737 crashes
'2024-07-07 Sunday': The French far right lost in their elections.
'2024-07-05 W03 Friday': Hololive–Dodgers collab.
'2024-07-04 W03 Thursday': Fourth of July. UK election. Trump child rape allegations.
'2024-07-02 W02 Tuesday': California heat wave begins.
'2024-07-01 W02 Monday': Supreme Court rules Trump has absolute immunity.
'2024-06-29 Saturday': India wins T20 World Cup.
'2024-06-28 W01 Friday': Supreme Court ends
'2024-06-27 W01 Thursday': First presidential debate. Biden lost.
'2024-06-26 W01 Wednesday': Bolivia coup attempt.
'2024-06-25 W01 Tuesday': Streamer Dr DisRespect rambles a bunch on Twitter.
# '2024-06-20 Thursday': Donald Sutherland from Hunger Games movies dies.
# SP24
'2024-06-20 W12D4': Donald Sutherland from Hunger Games movies dies.
'2024-06-19 W12D3': Louisiana requires ten Commandments in every classroom. Stonehenge painted orange by climate activists. Juneteenth.
'2024-06-06 W10D4': Calgary water crisis begins. Major water main break, water and fire restrictions VERIFY DATE # TODO
'2024-06-05 W10D3': rubio’s bankruptcy # TODO
'2024-06-01 W9D6': rubios closes # TODO
'2024-05-31 W9D5': Strike at UCSD announced.
'2024-05-30 W9D4': Trump found guilty on all 34 counts.
'2024-05-27 W9D1': Memorial Day. Billionaire wants to go to the Titanic in a submarine to show the industry is safer after Oceangate.
'2024-05-25 W8D6': Trump at a libertarian convention.
'2024-05-24 W8D5': Doge dog Kabosu died.
'2024-05-20 W8D1': Iran’s president dies in a helicopter crash. Scarlett Johansson (voice of AI in Her) is pissed that OpenAI copied her voice. She writes an open letter to Sam Altman, and they took down their “Sky” voice.
'2024-05-17 W7D5': MTG called “bleach blonde bad-built butch body.” Taiwanese parliament fight; a guy ran off with a bill.
'2024-05-15 W7D3': TAs vote to strike.
'2024-05-14 W7D2': King Charles’ portrait.
'2024-05-13 W7D1': GPT-4o.
'2024-05-10 W6D5': Auroras visible in many places due to unusual solar activity or whatever.
'2024-05-06 W6D1': Police in riot gear clear out the encampment and arrest 60 students. The campus is completely shut down.
'2024-05-05 W5D7': Sony goes back on their decision to require Helldivers players to link their accounts to PlayStation.
'2024-05-04 W5D6': "Kendrick drops multiple diss tracks in sequence in response to Drake: “Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor.”"
'2024-05-02 W5D4': Sun God cancelled.
'2024-05-01 W5D3': UCSD encampment begins.
'2024-04-30 W5D2': Cops siege Columbia. UCLA counter protestors fire firework at pro Palestine protestors.
'2024-04-28 W4D7': Guy in NYC eats a jar of cheese balls.
'2024-04-26 W4D5': Cop attacks Emory professor.
'2024-04-20 W3D6': Congress approves bill for Ukraine aid.
'2024-04-19 W3D5': Guy sets himself on fire outside Trump Trial.
'2024-04-18 W3D4': Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets album comes out. Police arrest Columbia’s protest encampment.
'2024-04-13 W2D6': Iran attacks Israel.
'2024-04-09 W2D2': My birthday.
'2024-04-08 W2D1': Solar eclipse.
'2024-04-02 W1D2': Taiwan earthquake, just walk out # I think I meant to expand on this
'2024-04-01 W1D1': 'April Fools: Discord, YouTube.'
# WI24
'2024-03-30 W12D5': Biden celebrates Trans Day of Visibility. It’s also Easter.
'2024-03-29 W12D4': Linux ssh has been backdoored by sneaking in malware as test files.
'2024-03-27 W12D2': Baltimore bridge collapse. Diddy’s house gets raided by the Feds.
'2024-03-22 W11D5': Princess Kate has cancer. There was a scandal over her disappearance prior. Moscow Concert Hall shooting (in Russia).
'2024-03-15 W10D5': The Boeing whistleblower who died said, “It’s not a suicide.” Boeing plane lands in Oregon because it lost a panel mid-air (many Boeing issues this week).
'2024-03-14 W10D4': Pi day. Oxford High School shooter’s parents were convicted because they ignored their son’s mental illness.
'2024-03-11 W10D1': Iron Lung guy dies.
'2024-03-10 W9D7': 'Oscars: Al Pacino (an old guy) barely said anything and quickly just revealed the winner of something, Oppenheimer. The Jewish guy who made a Holocaust movie denounced Israel.' # should I italicize Oppenheimer or keep it as it was
'2024-03-08 W9D5': International Women’s Day.
'2024-03-07 W9D4': Akira Toriyama died. He made Dragon Ball.
'2024-03-06 W9D3': Nikki Haley drops out.
'2024-02-29 W8D4': Leap day.
'2024-02-28 W8D3': Trump has to pay a $400+ bond but said it was too much for him.
'2024-02-25 W7D7': Guy burns himself in front of the Israel embassy.
'2024-02-22 W7D4': Google Gemini temporarily no longer generates images of people.
'2024-02-20 W7D2': Oklahoma Trans student beaten to death in school bathroom (happened Feb 7, became news today). Gunn student dies to Caltrain.
'2024-02-19 W7D1': Capital One buys Discover.
'2024-02-17 W6D6': Shooting at UTC.
'2024-02-16 W6D5': Trump gets fined for fraud, and can’t do business in NY for 3 years.
'2024-02-14 W6D3': Kansas City Super Bowl parade shooting. YouTuber Twomad died. New York sues social media.
'2024-02-12 W6D1': Palestinians had sheltered at Rafah, but Israel begins bombing them.
'2024-02-11 W5D7': 'Super Bowl: 49ers lose. Taylor Swift’s boyfriend is playing for the opposing Chiefs, and the right thought she’d use the moment to endorse Biden, so Biden posted this. Deadpool & Wolverine.'
'2024-02-08 W5D4': Biden talks about his memory.
'2024-02-06 W5D2': Tornado warning in parts of San Diego. Bluesky opens to public.
'2024-02-05 W5D1': King Charles III diagnosed with cancer; Trisha Paytas is pregnant again (she was pregnant when Queen Elizabeth died). It rained the entire day (rainstorm 3).
'2024-02-04 W4D7': New Taylor Swift album, Tortured Poets, announced.
'2024-02-01 W4D4': Rainstorm 2.
'2024-01-29 W4D1': Neurolink’s first human chip implant.
'2024-01-27 W3D6': Taylor Swift is no longer searchable on Twitter.
'2024-01-26 W3D5': Stanley cups have lead in them.
'2024-01-25 W3D4': “Taylor Swift AI” deepfake porn flood Twitter. Mars helicopter Ingenuity finished its mission because it was damaged.
'2024-01-23 W3D2': Biden wins New Hampshire’s primary despite not being on the ballot.
'2024-01-22 W3D1': San Diego flooding. Controversial Hindu temple in India opens.
'2024-01-21 W2D7': Ron DeSantis drops out of the race and endorses Trump.
'2024-01-18 W2D4': Jokes on road signs are now strongly discouraged.
'2024-01-12 W1D5': The US begins bombing Yemen.
'2024-01-11 W1D4': South Africa vs Israel hearings begin.
'2024-01-09 W1D2': Matpat is quitting Game Theory.
# FA23
'2024-01-05 W14D': Alaska Airlines Boeing 737 MAX, the wall blew out resulting in depressurization and an emergency landing.
'2024-01-04 W14D4': Iowa school shooting. Man lunges at judge.
'2024-01-03 W14D3': Israel attacks Beirut, Lebanon and Syria. Minecraft speedrun close to sub-7. Epstein documents are being released?
'2024-01-02 W14D': Harvard president Claudine Gay resigns. A clerk who refused to give gay couples marriage licenses was forced to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars.
'2024-01-01 W14D': Earthquake hits Japan.
'2023-12-31 W13D': New Year’s Eve.
'2023-12-29 W13D5': SoCal wave swells around this time. Gypsy Rose out of prison.
'2023-12-27 W13D': Nikki Haley doesn’t say that the Civil War was because of slavery.
'2023-12-25 W13D': Christmas.
'2023-12-24 W12D': Christmas Eve.
'2023-12-22 W12D': Biden pardons federal marijuana charges.
'2023-12-21 W12D4': Prague school shooting. Hyperloop gives up; this is generally considered a good move.
'2023-12-19 W12D2': Minnesota settles on a final flag design.
'2023-12-18 W12D1': Figma and Adobe give up on merger. Apple announces it can’t sell their new Apple Watches in the US because they violated a patent on oxygen sensing.
'2023-12-15 W11D5': Senate staffer had sex in Senate.
'2023-12-14 W11D4': Iowa Satanic Temple display vandalized by a Christian.
'2023-12-12 W11D2': Satanic Temple display at Iowa Capitol. Ande Braughter died.
'2023-12-09 W10D6': Musk unbans Alex Jones from Twitter.
'2023-12-06 W10D3': UNLV shooting. McCarthy will retire.
'2023-12-04 W10D1': GTA VI trailer dropped early.
'2023-12-01 W9D5': George Santos was expelled. San Diego earthquake.
'2023-11-29 W9D3': Henry Kissinger died.
'2023-11-25 W8D6': Israel–Hamas ceasefire starts. Three Palestinian students shot in Vermont.
'2023-11-20 W8D1': OpenAI board is having a moment. They got a third CEO in three days. Argentina elects a far-right weirdo. I-10 reopens.
'2023-11-17 W7D5': Apple and several other companies stop advertising on Twitter because it was being shown next to anti-semitic content.
'2023-11-16 W7D4': Snoop Dogg quits smoking.
'2023-11-11 W6D6': Veterans Day. I-10 freeway fire.
'2023-11-10 W6D5': Veterans Day substitute.
'2023-11-08 W6D3': Ohio legalizes marijuana.
'2023-11-01 W5D3': Día de los Muertos. ISS spacewalk loses a toolbag.
'2023-10-31 W5D2': Halloween.
'2023-10-28 W4D6': Matthew Perry from Friends apparently drowns.
'2023-10-27 W4D5': Gaza internet cut off.
'2023-10-26 W4D4': Taylor Swift releases a new album.
'2023-10-25 W4D3': Shooting in Maine.
'2023-10-14 Sat': There was a solar eclipse that everyone found out about after the fact.
'2023-10-07 Sat': Newsom vetoes a bunch of bills.
'2023-10-06 Fri': Hamas (Palestine) attacks Israel.
'2023-10-03 Tues': House ejects McCarthy, closing the House for a week.
'2023-09-30 Sat': Representative Jamaal Bowman pulls fire alarm trying to exit building. McCarthy sides with Democrats, preventing a government shutdown.
'2023-09-29 Fri': Senator Dianne Feinstein dies at 90.
'2023-09-28 W0D4': First Biden impeachment inquiry.
# SU23
'2023-09-27 Wed': Republican debate at 6 pm.
'2023-09-18 Mon': Allegations that the Indian government killed a Canadian in Canada.
'2023-09-15 Fri': Strike at three major US car manufacturing companies, including Ford and GM; Ford laid off non-striking employees due to the assembly line being stopped or something. US representative caught doing something sexual at a theatre.
'2023-09-12 Tues': Apple Event. The iPhone 15 now has USB-C, but the non-Pro version only has USB 2 speeds. Police officer hits and kills a 26-year-old woman; another officer laughs and calls her “26 anyways, she had limited value,” to “just write a check.”
'2023-09-11 Mo': 9/11 anniversary.
'2023-09-09 Sa': iOS zero-click vulnerability. Morocco earthquake.
'2023-09-05 Tues': Modi calls India Bharat.
'2023-09-04 Mo': Labor Day. Steve Harwell, singer of Smash Mouth, dies.
'2023-09-02 Sa': Something about wrestler CM Punk. Burning Man heavy rain, rumors about an Ebola outbreak.
'2023-08-31 Th': One Piece live action released on Netflix. It’s Miku’s 16th birthday.
'2023-08-30 We': Mitch McConnell freezes again, his second time this summer. Gabon coup d’etat.
'2023-08-28 Mo': UNC–Chapel Hill shooter.
'2023-08-26 Sa': Bob Parker died; he hosted “Price is Right.”
'2023-08-24 Th': 'Fukushima wastewater release; China bans Japanese seafood. Trump lands in Atlanta to get arrested at Fulton County: mugshot.'
'2023-08-23 We': 'Wagner group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin killed in plane crash, probably by request of Putin. Emails leak that the Secret Service was in contact with the Oath Keepers (some far right group). Rudy Giuliani arrested, his mugshot online. Chandrayaan-3 lands on the moon; India is the fourth country to reach the moon. Republican debate (Vivek).'
'2023-08-20 Su': Hurricane Hilary begins to strike SoCal. Earthquake near LA.
'2023-08-18 Fr': Elon says he’ll remove blocking on Twitter.
'2023-08-17 Th': Northwest Territories (Canada) wildfires.
'2023-08-16 We': Hurricane Hilary is headed towards San Diego.
'2023-08-14 Mo': Trump indicted a fourth time by Georgia.
'2023-08-12 Sa': There’ll be a meteor shower at 1 am, technically tomorrow.
'2023-08-11 Fr': Zoom backed down about their AI thing.
'2023-08-09 We': Lahaina, Maui fires burn historic town (which we’ve been to).
'2023-08-08 Tues': Ohio votes against making it harder to pass things like legalizing abortion later in the year.
'2023-08-07 Mo': 'JWST finds a question mark in space. Montgomery riverfront brawl: some white folks started fighting a black security guard after he said no, and other black people joined in to support the guard, featuring a cap toss, a guy swimming across a river and a weaponized chair. Zoom updated their terms of service seemingly to allow them to train AI on user content.'
'2023-08-06 Sun': Barbie first movie directed by woman to get $1 billion in box office.
'2023-08-04 Fr': Actor Mark Margolis dies. Judge pisses off Trump by calling him Mr. Trump.
'2023-08-03 Th': Dark Brandon eyes glowing red mug. AP Psychology is banned in Florida.
'2023-08-01 Tues': China replicates LK-99, the superconductor that works at high temperatures (room temperature—normally it has to be supercooled), and it seems to confirm what the original paper found, so it might actually be true! This is pretty big. Trump indicted a third time for Jan 6 and trying to overturn the 2020 election results. At the World University games, Somalia’s athletic director sends out his niece in an act of nepotism, who ran very slowly.
'2023-07-31 Mo': Pee-wee Herman actor (Paul Reubens) dies.
'2023-07-28 Fr': Biden signs an executive order to move sexual assault prosecution outside the military’s chain of command.
'2023-07-27 Th': Elon Musk unbans a guy who posted child porn (CSAM).
'2023-07-26 We': Coup in Niger. UFO hearings.
'2023-07-25 Tues': Superconductor?
'2023-07-24 Mo': Twitter rolls out X name.
'2023-07-23 Su': Musk renames Twitter to X.
'2023-07-21 Fri': Barbie and Oppenheimer movies come out. Italy ice rivers.
'2023-07-20 Thu': MTG waves around Hunter Biden nudes in Congress.
'2023-07-18 Tues': Universal Studios trims trees along a street that their strikers would protest on, removing their shade. A US soldier walked into North Korea, and they detained him.
'2023-07-15 Sa': Korea underpass floods.
'2023-07-14 Fri': India successfully launches Chandrayaan-3 to the moon. Actors and writers strike.
'2023-07-10 Mon': 'Elon gets a lil crazy over Threads: “I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏” (after eight hours of thought after posting “Zuck is a cuck”).'
'2023-07-06 Thu': Meta releases Twitter-competitor Threads, which integrates with Instagram.
'2023-07-05 Wed': The US celebrates Independence Day. Las Vegas’ MSG LED sphere lights up for the first time.
'2023-07-02 Su': Twitter sets a limit to how many posts you can see in a day. If you aren’t logged in, posts don’t load. That Christian web designer? The gay couple wasn’t a gay couple, and they didn’t request a website for a wedding.
'2023-06-30 Fri': The Supreme Court banned affirmative action—race-based admissions—which University of California and people in general (eg Michelle Obama) were pretty bummed about (the conservatives win here). They also said Biden can’t forgive student loans, and sided with a Christian web dev who refused to make a website for a gay couple. Taylor Swift fan hides identity with towel while interviewed by the news because she called in sick for work.
'2023-06-27 Tue': Olivia Chow elected first female mayor of Toronto, and she’s the first left-wing mayor in a while.
'2023-06-25 Su': Wagner Group, formerly a Putin ally, turns against Russia. But then they stopped.
'2023-06-23 Fr': They found the submarine. It imploded four days ago.
'2023-06-22 Thu': MTG calls Boebert a “little bitch” on the House floor. Some channel has announced that they’re airing a documentary about the submarine before they’ve even been confirmed dead. But there’s a Twitter account counting down the hours of oxygen they have left. Elon and Zuckerburg agree to do a cage fight.
'2023-06-19 Mo': A Titanic submarine went missing. It only has a button.
# SP23
'2023-06-15 W11D4': Google Domains sold to Squarespace. They will die in some months.
'2023-06-12 W11D1': Many subreddits go dark to protest the new Reddit API pricing changes.
'2023-06-11 W10D7': I-95 bridge collapse.
'2023-06-10 W10D6': Unabomber Ted Kaczynski died.
'2023-06-09 W10D5': Trump’s lawyers quit.
'2023-06-08 W10D4': Trump indicted again.
'2023-06-07 W10D3': The Iron Sheik, some wrestler, died.
'2023-06-06 W10D2': Quebec wildfire smoke hits East coast. Avaneesh was banned from in-person lectures after he posted a video last week of him harassing a photo of the professor on a podcast. Ukrainian dam was breached by the Russians.
'2023-06-05 W10D1': Whistleblower says the government has a non-human craft.
'2023-06-01 W9D4': Senate passes debt ceiling.
'2023-05-31 W9D3': Reddit to charge Apollo $20 million a year for using the API.
'2023-05-29 W9D1': Memorial Day.
'2023-05-26 W8D5': Peru found cocaine in Nazi-marked packages destined to Belgium.
'2023-05-24 W8D3': Singer Tina Turner dies. Ron DeSantis announces presidential campaign in a Twitter Space with Elon Musk, but it's riddled with technology issues. A paralyzed man walks again after Bluetooth connects his brain and spine.
'2023-05-23 W8D2': Ron DeSantis will announce his presidential bid on Twitter with Elon Musk.
'2023-05-18 W7D4': Disney decides not to build an office complex in Florida, which would’ve created jobs, which the media claim is to spite Ron DeSantis. ChatGPT iOS app.
'2023-05-17 W7D3': Montana bans TikTok.
'2023-05-15 W7D1': Vice files for bankruptcy.
'2023-05-11 W6D4': The Covid-19 pandemic ends in the US, as does CA Notify and Return to Learn. Elon Musk says he’s stepping down as CEO of Twitter, to be replaced by a woman.
'2023-05-10 W6D3': CNN interviews Trump.
'2023-05-09 W6D2': George Santos indicted on federal criminal charges.
'2023-05-08 W6D1': Someone in Kaleidoscope drew swastikas in a floor 7 bathroom with poop.
'2023-05-06 W5D6': King Charles III coronation.
'2023-05-04 W5D4': May the 4th be with you.
'2023-05-03 W5D3': Atlanta shooting.
'2023-05-02 W5D2': Chegg’s stock dropped because of ChatGPT after they announced their first quarter earnings. Third UC Davis stabbing, resulting in a shelter-in-place and manhunt.
'2023-04-29 W4D6': In Texas a guy went into a home who complained about him shooting in his yard disturbing their baby and shot everyone who lived there. 7-Eleven’s Bring Your Own Cup Day.
'2023-04-26 W4D3': The UK blocks Microsoft from buying Activision. Disney sues Ron DeSantis.
'2023-04-24 W4D1': Tucker Carlson leaves Fox News. Twitter gives a gold checkmark to a Disney Junior impersonator that used racial slurs.
'2023-04-20 W3D4': 4/20. Legacy blue checks on Twitter disappear, except Stephen King and two others got theirs for free.
'2023-04-19 W3D3': SpaceX Starship blew up.
'2023-04-12 W2D3': Elon tweets “Defund @NPR.” NPR is moving away from Twitter due to their “US state-affiliated media” label.
'2023-04-10 W2D1': Apparently there was a shooting today. Nashville sent Justin Jones, the guy whom Tennessee lawmakers dismissed, back to the Tennessee House. Whole Foods in San Francisco closed. idk
'2023-04-09 W1D7': My birthday. Easter.
'2023-04-06 W1D4': Paris headquarters of BlackRock taken over by protestors. Tennessee gun control protests, so their house expels Democrats.
'2023-04-04 W1D2': Trump pleads not guilty to 34 felony counts, 136 year max sentence. Finland joins NATO.
# WI23
'2023-04-01, Saturday': April Fool’s.
'2023-03-31, Friday': Twitter algorithm made open source. Tornado in Arkansas.
'2023-03-30, Thursday': Trump got indicted.
'2023-03-27, Monday': School shooting at Nashville. Shooter was female.
'2023-03-17, W10D5': St. Patrick’s Day. ICC issues an arrest warrant for Putin. Lance Reddick dies. He’s an actor. Paris is rioting over a retirement age raise.
'2023-03-14, W10D2': Pi day. Reddit was down.
'2023-03-12, W9D7': Daylight Savings begins; there was no 2 am today. EEAAO wins a lot of Oscar awards today; Michelle Yeoh, Ke Huy Quan, and others won.
'2023-03-10, W9D5': Silicon Valley Bank failed.
'2023-03-09, W9D4': Mitch McConnell hospitalized after falling.
'2023-03-03, W8D5': Tennessee restricts drag shows and gender-affirming care for minors.
'2023-02-26, W7D7': Department of Energy report that Covid came from a Chinese lab leak.
'2023-02-24, W7D5': Ukraine war anniversary.
'2023-02-21, W7D2': A pastor posted on Instagram about his “girlfriend” who was now “finally 18.”
'2023-02-20, W7D1': Ohio metal factory explosion. Biden visits Kyiv.
'2023-02-18, W6D6': Jimmy Carter was moved to hospice care, which apparently means he’s near the end.
'2023-02-17, W6D5': Text-message-based 2FA is now Twitter Blue only.
'2023-02-14, W6D2': Valentine’s Day. Nitric acid spill in Arizona.
'2023-02-13, W6D1': College Board roasts Florida’s Department of Education. Shooting at Michigan State University.
'2023-02-12, W5D7': Super Bowl.
'2023-02-11, W5D6': More UFOs in Montana.
'2023-02-10, W5D5': UFO shot down over Alaska.
'2023-02-06, W5D1': Earthquake in Turkey and Syria.
'2023-02-04, W4D6': They shot down the Chinese spy balloon.
'2023-02-03, W4D5': Train crash in East Palestine, Ohio with chemicals.
'2023-02-02, W4D4': Chinese spy balloon.
'2023-01-27, W3D5': Body cam footage of police beating Tyre Nichols released.
'2023-01-23, W3D1': M&M’s Tweet. Half Moon Bay shooting (another Asian at Chinese farmers).
'2023-01-22, W2D7': Asian guy shoots up a Lunar New Year celebration at Monterey Park.
'2023-01-19, W2D4': Florida governor Ron DeSantis banned AP African American Studies. Alec Baldwin will be charged with involuntary manslaughter for accidentally firing a real gun and killing someone on a movie set.
'2023-01-18, W2D3': New Zealand’s based prime minister will resign.
'2023-01-17, W2D2': Greta Thunberg got arrested protesting a German coal mine.
'2023-01-15, W1D7': More rain. Also, a plane crash in Nepal. It was live streamed, apparently.
'2023-01-14, W1D6': Rain.
'2023-01-13, W1D5': Friday the 13th.
'2023-01-10, W1D2': Thunderstorm.
'2023-01-08, W0D7': Brazil did their own Jan 6.
# FA22
'2023-01-06, Fri': McCarthy is now the speaker of the House. A 6-year-old shot a teacher.
'2023-01-04, Wed': Rain storm today and recently and in the following days. Some guy in a Tesla drove off a cliff with his family; he went to UCSD in his undergrad.
'2023-01-03, Tue': The House begins and fails to vote for a speaker, so members cannot be sworn in.
'2023-01-01, Sun': New Year’s Day.
'2022-12-31, Sat': New Year’s Eve.
'2022-12-30, Fri': Some Idaho murderer was found to be a PhD candidate or something.
'2022-12-29, Thu': Famous football player Pele died today. Andrew Tate got arrested in Romania after revealing he’s there when he showed local pizza boxes in his response to Thunberg.
'2022-12-28, Wed': Greta Thunberg destroyed Andrew Tate on Twitter.
'2022-12-26, Mon': Southwest cancels all flights, leaving a lot of luggage and people stranded. George Santos insists he said he was “Jew-ish” not “Jewish.”
'2022-12-25, Sun': Christmas.
'2022-12-24, Sat': Christmas Eve.
'2022-12-23, SF5': A winter storm across the US. Apparently a lot of the US is freezing.
'2022-12-20, SF2': Elon says he’ll resign as head of Twitter.
'2022-12-18, Sun': Argentina defeats France in the world cup. Twitter bans Linktree and links to other social media.
'2022-12-16, Fri': They’re going to remove Ash from the Pokemon anime.
'2022-12-15, Thu': A slew of bans from Musk, including the account that tracked where his jet goes (@ElonJet). Twitter now forbids linking to Mastodon.
'2022-12-13, Tue': Nuclear fusion breakthrough.
'2022-12-01, W10D4': Kanye said he likes Hitler to Alex Jones. Apparently people find this newsworthy.
'2022-11-29, W10D2': The US won against Iran in the World Cup.
'2022-11-26, W9D6': There are protests in China about the zero-Covid policy. They were already ongoing, but today, there was a fire that could’ve been less deadly had there not been strict Covid restrictions.
'2022-11-25, W9D5': Black Friday.
'2022-11-24, W9D4': Thanksgiving.
'2022-11-20, W8D7': LGBTQ club Colorado Springs shooting.
'2022-11-19, W8D6': Apparently leap seconds were voted out of existence. They will cease in a few decades.
'2022-11-18, W8D5': New SI units (ronna- and quetta-) dropped.
'2022-11-17, W8D4': Twitter buildings were closed and locked to everyone, with anti-Elon messages projected onto their building. Their form led to mass resignations; many teams are empty now.
'2022-11-16, W8D3': Twitter employees were told to either answer a Google Form to overwork themselves for Twitter 2.0 or leave.
'2022-11-14, W8D1': UAW strike starts. Musk fired a Twitter employee on Twitter then turned off microservices for Android to improve performance, breaking 2FA.
'2022-11-13, W7D7': University of Idaho killings, University of Virginia shooting.
'2022-11-12, W7D6': Military aircraft crash at Texas air show.
'2022-11-11, W7D5': Veterans Day. Anyone can be verified on Twitter by paying $8. Insulin company stock falls.
'2022-11-08, W7D2': Midterm elections on a very rainy day.
'2022-11-07, W7D1': Musk bans H3H3 for impersonating him.
'2022-11-06, W6D7': Musk requires impersonation accounts to put “parody” in their bio.
'2022-11-04, W6D5': Massive Twitter layoff.
'2022-11-01, W6D2': Día de los Muertos. Musk announces anyone can get verified on Twitter for $8.
'2022-10-31, W6D1': Halloween.
'2022-10-30, W5D7': Lula won the election in Brazil.
'2022-10-27, W5D4': Musk bought Twitter.
'2022-10-08, W2D6': P01’s birthday.
'2022-10-02, W1D7': Dream face reveal?
# SU22
'2022-09-08, Thursday': Queen Elizabeth died.
'2022-09-06, Tuesday': Heat wave peaks, reaching at least 39°C here.
'2022-09-05, Monday': Labour day, apparently.
'2022-07-30, Saturday': Joe Biden got Covid again.
'2022-07-26, Tuesday': Roblox removed the oof sound.
'2022-07-11, Monday': Seven-Eleven day.
'2022-07-07, Thursday': Newsom announces insulin production. Shinzo Abe shot.
'2022-07-06, Wednesday': Georgia Guidestones blown up.
'2022-07-04, Monday': Fourth of July.
'2022-06-30, Thursday': Technoblade’s death announced.
# was not italicized in journal, was mentioned in body:
# 2022-06-20, Tuesday: "Discord and NPM went down because Cloudflare went down"
# SP22
'2022-06-01, W10D3': First day of Pride Month.
'2022-05-04, W6D3': May the forth be with you.
'2022-04-30, W5D6': Sun God Festival.
'2022-04-20, W4D3': 4/20.
'2022-04-12, W3D2': Brooklyn subway shooting.
'2022-04-09, W2D6': Birthday.
'2022-04-05, W2D2': The guest policy was lifted today.
'2022-04-02, W1D6': It drizzled today, unexpectedly.
'2022-04-01, W1D5': April Fool’s.
'2022-03-28, W1D1': It rained a lot today.
'2022-03-27, W1D0': Will Smith slapped someone at the Oscars today.